Chuck Norris
yes, that's right. The title of this entry is Chuck Norris. Perhaps you've already seen this, but my favorite website these days is the random Chuck Norris Fact Page. You can find the top 100 here. Just make sure you're in a place where it's socially acceptable to just about wet your pants due to laughing so hard.
posted by The Rube at Thursday, February 09, 2006
3 Comments:
I propose that we nominate Chuck Norris for President. The man can kick ass and set things right no matters the odds. The best part is how he wraps it all up in under two hours time, even with previews.
I secretly have a shrine built to Chuck in my closet. I pray for guidance, for patience, and how to defeat 30 ninjas single handedly.
Dave, Dave, Dave...and here I thought the only qualms I would ever have about being your friend was your sometimes questionable taste in movies. But seriously? Chuck Norris? Yeah...you're definitely losing cool points on that one.
Silence that heathen tongue, you infidel lee!
Chuck Norris is the most awesome crime fighter in like the whole galaxy. He's also the only man ever, past, present, and future to look sexy in a sweatband.
Post a Comment
<< Home