Stick a fork in me...
I know a girl who "loooooves" her pets.
I had a friend in college who claims that if you're going to sodomize a sheep (or barnyard animal of your choice) you're better off doing it up in the loft of a barn. Just push that sucker to the edge and it'll push back, afraid it's going to fall off.
We always hoped he was joking about that.
That's about all my brain can come up with at 4 a.m.
Happy Thought of the Day/Morning: Last shift of the week...unless you count the half day I'm putting in tomorrow. Maybe not happy, per se, but definitely content
Incredibly Photogenic Family Picture of the Day:
I had a friend in college who claims that if you're going to sodomize a sheep (or barnyard animal of your choice) you're better off doing it up in the loft of a barn. Just push that sucker to the edge and it'll push back, afraid it's going to fall off.
We always hoped he was joking about that.
That's about all my brain can come up with at 4 a.m.
Happy Thought of the Day/Morning: Last shift of the week...unless you count the half day I'm putting in tomorrow. Maybe not happy, per se, but definitely content
Incredibly Photogenic Family Picture of the Day:
posted by The Rube at Saturday, December 24, 2005
1 Comments:
Thank you soooo very much for making an innocent, ridiculous story sound almost naughty, if only by association. I totally appreciate that, and am now forced to reconsider the new pic I just posted. You're such a great friend. =)
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