So close, yet...
No, Yahoo! Personals. Contrary to what you may think, a large black woman is not my ideal match. I hope she finds happiness, I really do, but it's just not going to be with me regardless of what your computers may say.
I don't know why I even bother..
I don't know why I even bother..
posted by The Rube at Monday, January 30, 2006
2 Comments:
Maybe you should try the refined and cultured women at wwww.ratemyrack.com. They seem like such nice girls that you could bring home to meet your Bubbie, and share a motzah ball with.
OOO, here's a dating tip update. I just found out that there's some lovely young women at www.ratemybottom. com, and apparently they aren't concerned about all that superficial first date stuff. Yep, no need to buy these girls dinner at Ruth Chris's Steakhouse first, if you know what I mean.
If you lower your standards a little, I think these girls could be very good and gentile with you. I'm laughing at my own lame joke now.
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